It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
