I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
vagina is talking i cant
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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