nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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