when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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