Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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