so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Randomize
