Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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