so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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