i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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