So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my shit smells like andre
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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