okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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