brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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