i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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