thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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