Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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