Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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