I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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