Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I AM VODKA MAN
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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