you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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