she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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