I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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