How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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