Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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