dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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