So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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