How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Randomize
