You really coming over, don't trick.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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