That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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