Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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