I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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