You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In other news, I just burned my penis
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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