I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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