My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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