I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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