dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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