yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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