have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
as a side note pls kill me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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