Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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