Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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