And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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