butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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