My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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