I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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