I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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