Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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