Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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