god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
and she was petting her beer can
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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