Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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