real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You're like the curious george of whores
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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