i don't like sucking hair
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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