I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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